10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson