10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.