10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson