10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'