10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "All-in, bitches!!!"