10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker is for loners.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword