10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.