10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT