10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!