10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "No river, no fish."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson