10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.