10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event