10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A