10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)