10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes