10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT