10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd