10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT