10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."