10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson