10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz