10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.