10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "No river, no fish."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon