10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.