10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes