10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.