10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You have to piss with the dick you have