10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Fold and live to fold again
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe