10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.