10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water