10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer