10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003