10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)