10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.