10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare