10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is for loners.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth