10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.