10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak