10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."