10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"