10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.