10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus