10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is for loners.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.