10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.