10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- in the poker game of life women are the rake