10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.