10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.