10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"