10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it