10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.